Larisa is a left-handed writer, stand up comedian, and closet exhibitionist from San Diego. She spent several years married to a drummer, which seemed like a great idea at the time, but now she can’t remember why. Maybe she had some sort of neurological condition? She recently moved into a place across the street from her old high school, and there is nothing at all depressing about that. Larisa began doing stand up comedy in 2013, driven by an irresistible combination of shyness and sadism.

When she isn’t writing total bummer bios of herself, Larisa writes jokes and cruises yard sales looking to add to her collection of green-handled scissors.